Writing for Reuters, Bill Rigby redefines the word "disappoint.""Apple's results disappoint ahead of holiday quarter"Are we talking about the same results?Wait, are we talking about the same Apple?Apple Inc's profit and margins slid despite selling 33.8 million iPhones in its September quarter, and greater China revenue climbed just 6 percent even though two smartphone models hit store shelves in its second-largest market last month.Whoa hold on the Macalope phew, the Macalope's a little dizzy from all that spinning. Man, that's like the Tilt-A-Whirl of Apple quarterly results ledes. Let's see if we can unpack some of it without vomiting hot dogs and caramel apples everywhere.Yes, Apple's profit and margins slid. Welcome to 2013. The company also beat most of the
