Apple released its quarterly financial results this past week, and it turns out the company is significantly less doomed that many had predicted. It looks like Apple lives to fight for another quarter unfortunately, that also means three more months of gibberish from "analysts" and other galactically disreputable sources.
Apple profits may have fallen for the first time in a decade, says analysts (9to5 Mac)
This analysis of Apple's profit was off by "only" 30 million dollars, or 7 cents per share. Predicted revenue was $1.2 billion less than what Apple actually made for the quarter. But hey, what's a billion dollars here and there, am I right? Barely even worth quibbling over.