You guys. You guys. You guuuuuuuuuuuuys.Guess what Apple is.Go on. You'll never believe--whoops, you got it. It's a religion.Yes, once again someone puts forth an argument that has never been brought to the forefront of our collective consciousness with such care and rigor! Alternatively, The Guardian's John Naughton just mugged a TV evangelist for all his platitudes and is trying to fence them via this article."The church of Apple tests the faith of its flock" (tip o' the antlers to Shawn King).The caption to a picture of the New York Apple Store reads:Come all ye faithful: the Apple Store in New York.Because you know Is it too early to start drinking?Someone once said that one of the advantages of religion is that it offers security in return for obedience.