How can you idiots keep buying Apple products?! Can't you see they're ripping you off?!Boy, if the Macalope had a nickel for every time he's heard that, well, then he'd have another nickel today. He'd also be rich but still just as annoyed.Minyanville's Vincent Trivett says "Apple Inc.'s Pattern of Rip-Offs Forces Customers to Buy New or Pay Up" (tip o' the antlers to Matt), because no one's ever heard that argument before.The Macalope wouldn't normally pay attention to an outfit like Minyanville, but somehow they've gotten themselves into cross-publishing relationships with Yahoo and now Nasdaq and, sheesh, there's only so much a mythical beast can put up with. Did Minyanville's dad go to prep school with Yahoo and Nasdaq or something?On one hand, everyone was aware that Apple trails