Once again Apple has failed to impress so let the Monday-morning quarterbacking begin!"How Tim Cook can save himself (and Apple)" (tip o' the antlers to Teng Monteyro).Check that URL, too. "Tim-Cook-Apple-Advice." Isn't that nice? Just trying to help out.Now, if you would, please clear your mouth of all liquids and solids before reading the piece's subhead:What the confused Apple CEO can do to avoid getting canned and having to slink away with nothing but his $378 million compensation package as comfort.Yes, once again the Macalope is required by law to note that he did not make that up. Seitel really did write "confused Apple CEO."I'm sure Tim Cook is hugely competent, a wonderful operating executive, and a real nice guy.But Oooh, boy, this piece is like a roller coaster! Hang on to your hats!
