We knew there'd be some broken hearts when WWDC tickets sold out in two hours this morning, but even this might be pushing it.
A San Francisco resident has posted an ad to Craiglist pleading for a WWDC ticket. Since they're nontransferable, this would require name change on the person's part to accept the pass. The person not just offering $1,600 and a name change, but will also do jury duty for you and a number of other tasks. If your name happens to be Jebodiah, there's a $500 bonus.
There probably are people just that desperate to get ahold of a WWDC pass that seems to be more elusive than a Golden Ticket. Regardless, to all of this nonsense, we say
