Dear Aunt TUAW,
My iPad 2 has an A5 processor. It's got iOS 5. It's super-powerful. So where's my Siri?
Your loving nephew,
JJ
Dear JJ,
The iPad 2 may have a souped-up processor, but Apple has never marketed its voice control handsfree features to the iPad. Those have been specific to the iPhone. You can do a quick google for "enable iPad voice control" to get a sense of that.
For now, Apple's position is this: "Siri is available in Beta only on iPhone 4S and requires Internet access. Siri may not be available in all languages or in all areas, and features may vary by area. Cellular data charges may apply."
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