Avid watchers of tech know that Apple is almost as good at requesting patents (though, its record of defending them is somewhat less impressive) as it is at actually creating compelling products. Three years after initially filing for the design of a "portable multifunction device" with a multitouch interface, the USPTO has awarded the Cupertino crew a rather broadly worded patent that's sure to raise few eyebrows amongst its competitors. The language could easily be interpreted to cover practically an