What is it about viruses and security concerns that automatically lend themselves to verse? TUAW doesn't analyze these things. It merely moves with the flow.
Here is our "Burma Shave" style overview of the Mac Defender/Apple Security Update crisis.
When those Macs caught 'la grippe'
Apple responded; its bud they nipped
Security Update waits for you
Bid MacDefender an unfond 'adieu'
Burma Shave
Think you can do better? Leave your rhymes in the comments.
