A mouse in the shape of a gilded turtle? A human skull that doubles as an MP3 player? A USB-powered stapler that doubles as a USB hub? Those catastrophes, and many more, make up this week's edition of Crapgadget. Truth be told, we're actually kind of digging the stapler, but only due to our infatuation with Office Space and our boyhood dreams of seeing a sequel before we die. If none of those suit your fancy, though, there's also the retro camera keychain light, wine bottle USB speaker (an ultimate tailgate accessory, so we hear) and a light-up bunny which would quite literally be
