Judging by the four dozen or so emails that have popped up in our email since midnight ET, Apple has put up its great big Sticky Note[TM] to mask whatever it is doing behind the scenes. New MacBooks? iTV? A second-generation iPad with three cameras and your choice of seven colors? Or is it just the kind of standard maintenance that gets everyone all worked up over nothing? That's usually the case for non-Tuesdays, but you never know. We'll keep checking.
P.S. - No, Waldo isn't actually hiding on the official Apple Store splash page. Sorry.