Look, we know there is a "Ain't nuthin wrong with Safari" crowd out there who isn't interested in other browsers like Firefox, Chrome and now Opera. That's OK, just head over to the next story.
For those who are interested, Opera has an Alpha release of their new Javascript Engine, Caraken, that is damn fast on slower connections (like the Mifi here at the parents' vacation house). Lifehacker ran some tests and it clobbered everying out there. I'm using Gmail faster that even Chrome and Safari but can't vouch for any of these tests personally.