It seems Canadian megacarrier Rogers Wireless is sponsoring Ottawa's Winterlude Festival right now, effectively incorporating the two things that come to mind when we think of Canada -- ice and BlackBerrys -- into a single exhibit. So much for that warranty, eh?Chris: "Shortly before being packaged for sale, RIM attempts to remove bugs from the Storm's firmware using a 20G centrifuge."Thomas: "Camerica explorers surprised to discover cryogenically preserved device with OS superior to Windows Mobile 14."Nilay: "And you thought the browser was glacial."Don: "Miley Cyrus' request for some 'iced-out BlackBerrys' didn't translate so well north of the border."Paul: "The next firmware update is rumored to include a hammer and a chisel."