Maybe it's sour grapes, but the Macalope is continually astounded at how BlackBerry and Microsoft get rewarded for the tiniest little things."BlackBerry soars after hiring Foxconn to produce smartphones"BlackBerry did something! Hurray! Have a higher valuation for doing something!BlackBerry shares soared after the smartphone maker struck a five-year deal to have Foxconn Group manufacture its devices, helping cut production spending and stave off the inventory gluts that have plagued the company.Hardware company gets out of hardware business! Yay!The Macalope looks forward to Mike Daisey's tearjerking story about the Foxconn worker who makes BlackBerries but has never seen one powered on. Because no one buys them.After years of losing market share to Apple and Google Android, the company is trying to make a comeback by zeroi
