Hey, this iPhone 5s that I don't have is really great, so I thought I'd share some of the new features with you. First, let's watch my unboxing video:
Wasn't that great? Yes, since the order system coughed last night during my first try -- when it said the phone would ship in 1 to 3 days -- I have an imaginary iPhone, and the nonexistent box is just beautiful. Inside that gorgeous box is a gold, 32 GB iPhone 5s. It's the same size and wei
